I am jealous of everything this post mentions… most especially the sushi.
Don’t be jealous. Spending 42 hours surrounded by rich, eastern suburban douchebags is not worth $650.
They come in wearing 30 year old sweaters they probably bought from Bondi markets for $60. The $1200 dogs they all seem to own gives away the fact these musty beanie, ripped jeans, string necklace-wearing assholes are not actually homeless. Don’t get me started on the housewives.
I don’t even want new shoes, damn it! The only reason I’m getting a pair is because I think it’s bad I wear the same ones everywhere… I jumped in a pool of mud with the others.
…What’s the opposite of silver lining? Sushi’s still delicious as heck though. Let’s hope I don’t get food poisoning again.